Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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