a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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