Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
