i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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