yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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