Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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