Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
