Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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