he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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