I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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