so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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