I hope mine doesn't look like that
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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