How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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