its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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