at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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