gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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