i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
