who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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