This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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