We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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