What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
