Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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