its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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