Im at strip club and am horny
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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