is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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