So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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