Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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