this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize