you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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