Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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