so explain again why im purple
no
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
These tits shall not be calmed
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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