omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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