Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
