Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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