My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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