So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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