hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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