Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.