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Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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