so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?