did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can't turn off my feet"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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