Sponge bath it is.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
