That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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