physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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