i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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