doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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