We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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