margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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