this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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