hotel room ftw
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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