I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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