Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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