Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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