talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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