And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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