I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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