mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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